Ok you found it...

Our favorite hillbillie from Arkansas makes for good material....

(actually it's not MY president)

Q: Whats the difference between Clinton and a Screwdriver?

A: A screwdriver turns in screws.. Clinton Screws interns.

Did you hear Clinton has announced a new national bird?

-the SPREAD eagle.

A reporter asked Clinton one day " was Monica Lying?" Clinton replied "No she was on her knees"

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every morning at 5 am?

A: She wants to be the FIRST lady

The Spelling bee:

Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Slick Willy Clinton were in a spelling contest.

Remarkably Quayle won.

He was the only one that knew "harass" was one word.

Q: How many White House interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're all too busy screwing the president.

Women in Washington DC were polled:

They were asked if they would have sex with the president.

86% said not AGAIN

Clinton's team of advisors and lawyers have offered the following defense:

Clinton NEVER told Lewinski to lie in the deposition! He told her to lie in THIS position!

Q: What do Monica Lewinski and Bob Dole have in common?

A: They were both pissed off when Clinton finished first.

Q: What is Clinton's definition of safe sex?

A: When Hillary is out of town

Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?

A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.

Q: Why is Clinton so interested in the Middle East?

A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a titty bar.

Q: Why is Clinton playing his Sax again?

A: He lost his whore Monica.

(think about it)

Harmonica?? Duh!

Well thats it for now. I'll post more when i get em.

-Fubar